Now there is away to look at a mathematical model of how you get ahead in this world. So, here is how it works. Using the chart below we can calculate how you can get ahead in this world: |

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Hard Work |
8 + 1 + 18 + 4 + 23 + 15 + 18 + 11 = 98 |

Knowledge |
11 + 14 + 15 + 23 + 12 + 5 + 4 + 7 + 5 = 96 |

Attitude |
1 + 20 + 20 + 9 + 20 + 21 + 4 + 5 = 100 |

Bullshit |
2 + 21 + 12 + 12 + 19 + 8 + 9 + 20 = 103 |

Ass Kissing |
1 + 19 + 19 + 11 + 9 + 19 + 19 + 9 +14 + 7 = 127 |

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that
while
will get you close, and Knowledge
will get you there, it's the Attitude
and Bullshit that will put
you over the top.Ass KissingThis is not my original work, but it is sure fun to think about - LGB (4-5-05) |